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About Zoetic River
Zoetic River
Mission & Vision
Zoetic River exists to make silent retreat accessible to everyone.
For me, silent retreat has been the single most powerful practice in the meditation toolbox. It fundamentally changed my relationship with my mind and continues to deepen my practice whenever I return to silence. Yet many of the retreats that shaped my path were inaccessible to many people.
We created Zoetic River to change that.
Our retreats are non-denominational and designed for beginners. You don’t need years of meditation experience, special knowledge, or any particular belief system—only a willingness to slow down, become quiet, and pay attention.
Our mission is simple: to create a beautiful, welcoming place where anyone can step away from the noise of daily life and experience the restorative power of silence.
For me, silent retreat has been the single most powerful practice in the meditation toolbox. It fundamentally changed my relationship with my mind and continues to deepen my practice whenever I return to silence. Yet many of the retreats that shaped my path were inaccessible to many people.
We created Zoetic River to change that.
Our retreats are non-denominational and designed for beginners. You don’t need years of meditation experience, special knowledge, or any particular belief system—only a willingness to slow down, become quiet, and pay attention.
Our mission is simple: to create a beautiful, welcoming place where anyone can step away from the noise of daily life and experience the restorative power of silence.
Upcoming Retreats at Zoetic River
Meditation
3 Day- Lucid Dream Retreat: The River That Flows Both Ways
Mar 12 - 14, 2027
From $700
/ 3 days
5.00
Meditation
3 Day- Lucid Dream Retreat: The River That Flows Both Ways
Mar 12 - 14, 2027
From $700
/ 3 days
5.00
Venue & Amenities
A/C in Rooms
Free Wifi
Spa
Sauna
Pool
Towels
Free Parking
Kitchen
Tour Assistance
Hot Tub
Coffee/Tea
Cafe
Restaurant
Fitness Center
Yoga Studio
Housekeeping
Bicycles For Rent
Meals
Menu Types
Vegan
Vegetarian
Pescetarian
Ayurvedic
Includes Meat
Organic
Gluten Free
Dairy Free
Nut Free
Wholesome, chef-prepared vegetarian meals with vegan and gluten-free options, thoughtfully crafted to nourish your body and support your retreat experience.
Getting Here
Zoetic River, 4100 Fischer Store Rd. Wimberley Tx, 78676
Directions
We recommend flying into San Antonio International Airport (SAT), approximately one hour away. Austin-Bergstrom International Airport (AUS) is also a convenient option, about 1 hour and 15 minutes away. A rental car is recommended, as public transportation to the retreat center is not available.
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My 3-day silent retreat at Zoetic River was one of the most challenging and rewarding experiences I've ever had. There were moments of discomfort where I desperately missed my phone and the distractions that usually help me avoid sitting with difficult thoughts. But that's exactly where the growth happened.
The team at Zoetic River thought of absolutely everything. Every detail was intentional, my accommodations were beautiful and comfortable, the food was nourishing, and I never felt like I was missing anything. They made the discomfort of silence as comfortable and supported as it could possibly be.
I left feeling rejuvenated, deeply rested, incredibly grateful, and, at times, even euphoric. The experience gave me space to reconnect with myself in a way I didn't realize I needed. If you're willing to lean into the discomfort, the rewards are immeasurable.
I will absolutely be back. Thank you to everyone at Zoetic River for creating such a thoughtful, healing, and unforgettable experience.
The team at Zoetic River thought of absolutely everything. Every detail was intentional, my accommodations were beautiful and comfortable, the food was nourishing, and I never felt like I was missing anything. They made the discomfort of silence as comfortable and supported as it could possibly be.
I left feeling rejuvenated, deeply rested, incredibly grateful, and, at times, even euphoric. The experience gave me space to reconnect with myself in a way I didn't realize I needed. If you're willing to lean into the discomfort, the rewards are immeasurable.
I will absolutely be back. Thank you to everyone at Zoetic River for creating such a thoughtful, healing, and unforgettable experience.
